granted but you die cuz yo mudkip hate yo
i wish for a pichu

Granted. The Pichu commits suicide.
I wish for a Wii and Brawl in one cheap, unnoticed, eBay bid. Ah, the wonders.

granted, but it's busted

i wish people cared im back from holiday

Granted, but I don't care because I have no idea who the hell you are.

I wish I had Deoxys in Mystery Dungeon.

granted,he dies

i want toads to be free

oh i remember kit it's that stupid person who thinks a pokemon's looks are better than it's stats.

just have a pokemon that knows wish

@Mushroom4

Granted. They're free. You're not.
Have fun as a slave. ^_^

I wish for a window, two pillows, one chili dog, a slice of pizza, seven bottles of apple juice, two smoothies, a new laptop, a better air conditioner, less rain when I don't expect it, an actual mouse, another live mouse, three chipmunks, a squirrel, seven thousand fake diamonds, one real diamond, one person I can taunt with the seven thousand diamonds, extra pudding, a cooler laptop that doesn't get burning hot when I try to use it...


...and three drops of water.

Granted, your wish list turns into a Dr. Seuss book.

I wish there wasn't another pokemon with a x4 weakness like Shaymin's sky forme.

Granted, the game becomes more balanced, and everything is great.

I wish the game was more balanced.

Granted; now, all Pokemon can only learn and use the move Transform.

Perfectly balanced - no winners, no losers (unless someone falls asleep and hits the "run" button) :D


I wish that I'd ace all of my finals.

congrats, you got a 1 (not a 100) on every singe final.

I wish I could think of new ways to fill my ranch on "My Pokemon Ranch".

Granted, however you fill it with gay cowboys and "My Little Pony" blowup dolls. They look great next to the Stunkies.

I wish timer balls worked like master balls.

Granted,but the time balls blow up like time bomes

i wish for...
1: ever bodey to like me
2:$1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000
ooo ooo ooo and 23 cents
3:action replay dident make games so boring.

1. Big Bodey likes you forever. Don't drop the soap.
2. You get that kinda money, more money than exists on the Earth, and the economy will be in shambles. Congratulations on destroying civilization.
3. You're doing it wrong. Seriously, I used my game genie for was to make games harder. Mario World is challenging when you can't jump high. Does noone make challenge codes for games nowadays?

I wish people wouldn't take away the challenge only to complain things are too easy.

Granted, they still complain that things are too easy anyways.

Aside from the few built in (read: Done by the game programmers) challenge codes, not really.

I wish that more random things would pop up IRL.

Granted! thay pop up so much that your IRL dosent work eny more

I wish for the next
poster to be eevee and that he will make this site more interresting

...granted? ._.
*adds pr0n, and lots of it*
Interesting indeed. >_>


I wish for a working, high-tech computer created entirely out of whole pennies (i.e. not melted down or anything).

Granted, it's really cheep, and it falls apart a little too easy.

I wish, for a working idea.

Granted. It works too well and everything else becomes pointless...even your life.

I wish for my 49 chain to actually give me a shiny patch.